Gorman afro pants $229
These amazing boots by Melbourne designer Kate Carnegie in which to live out all awesome pirate fantasies. I can't find a website or stockist page, but she does have an email, email@example.com
Sass & Bide snakeskin print jeans
Bonds stuff - just because. I love these high waisted knickers, although I know they'd look rubbish on me. Still, their tees and jersey lounge pants are great. (images from Bonds.com.au)
Treat size bag of Carmello Koala chocolates to make fitting into the above trousers and things all the more difficult. And plenty of issues of Grazia and Shop.